What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:53
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
General framework bridges quantum thermodynamics and non-Markovianity - Phys.org
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Do you know what she said mum?
The #1 Anti-Inflammatory Diet Habit You Should Start, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
What do you mean son?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What! how could you do that?
Katie Couric Just Absolutely Slammed Lauren Sánchez's "Tacky" Wedding Look - BuzzFeed
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Why Cutting Carbs Usually Backfires—and What to Do Instead - EatingWell
True - how I loved my mum!